Friend: Yuck! your idol is a gay! They keep hugging at each other!
Me: No. It's called bro-mance. That's normal don't worry.
Friend: Normal ? They are kissing each others faces!
Me: It's called skinship. Siwon is really addicted to that.
Friend: Will you stop that annoying Chinese song, do you even understand that ?!
Me: It's Korean fyi. And hell yeah. I understand it, you don't
Friend: Why is that they look like chicks that sells in the market. Bleaching of hair is really that necessary ?
Me: They are chicks. HOT CHICKS. And yes that is really necessary.
Friend: Do you love them ? They don't even know you existed.
Me: Even if they don't know I exist, I will love them form the bottom of my heart.
Friend: I thought you love you bias ? Why so you insult him ? Can I too ?
Me: YES I LOVE MY BIAS And I can insult him. YOU ? You cannot.